If you desire some serious space to wrangle your lover into submission, check out the johns at Black Sheep. We’re not suggesting you run out and skeez up every stall in the city, but if you and your horny bar-hopping honey find yourselves in desperate need of privacy between sips, here’s an alphabetical, unsanctioned list of local bars with serviceable bathrooms for 'the sex.' Yes, we're obviously kidding about this entire article. The real issue is whether someone will steal your bar stools while you’re getting lucky in the loo. Some are cleaner than others, and of course you have to decide whether to slip into the guy’s or the girl’s room, but these are not really the problems at hand. However, rooms can be scarce when the need for love is urgent – so there might be times when we seek out less conventional grope spaces. The old expression 'get a room' suggests that the best place for copulating couples is behind a closed door.
